Just starting out = Private, First Class.
Tip of the nose = Corporal
Down to the Lips = Sergeant
Chin = Lieutenant (you are now an officer!)
Shoulders/collar bone = Captain
Mid-chest/cleavage = Major
Bra-strap = Colonel
Waist = General
Each landmark beyond that deserves stars!

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